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The Monday Analysis - 17 January 2005

Massive Divisional Weekend! Massive! Home wins! Big huge wins! Lots of big plays, but none bigger than the win at The Razor!

Still Not Peyton's Place: Manning Sucks in Foxboro, Patriots Continue On

The snow came down, and the Razor is still not Peyton's Place! Manning No. 2 is 0-7 in Foxboro!

The heavily favored Indianapolis Colts played like ponies with zero touchdowns, and the Patriots beat the Colts again at the Razor, 20-3. A big win for our Patriots football team!

Neither team scored in the first quarter, but the Patriots got off to a good start in the second with two field goals on two trips into the red zone. One field goal was the result of a touchdown called back for a penalty, a false start on Matt Light, who also played a little weak, allowing two sacks on Tom Brady. Indy answered with their only scoring drive, a field goal in the final seconds of the half. 6-3, Patriots.

Then, the Patriots Offense went to work, staying on the field for two long scoring drives. In their second possession of the second half, the Patriots went 87 yards in 8:16 for a Brady touchdown pass to David Givens. The Defense allows one first down on the Indy's next possession, and the Offense runs another long scoring drive for 94 yards over 7:24. 20-3, New England. The Colts ended the game trying to score in the final second, and it ended much like it ended in last year's AFC Championship game - Manning to Harrison in the endzone. Rodney Harrison, that is, for an interception.

Tom Brady orchestrated a brilliant offensive game, holding on to the ball for 37:43. He was 18 for 27 for 144 yards, 1 passing TD, 1 rushing TD, 0 INTs, and a 92.2 QB rating. His counterpart over the other side, Manning No. 2 was 27 for 42 for 238 yards, ) TDs, 1 INT, and a QB rating of 69.3, a vast difference from the home win over Denver last week of a 145.7 rating.

Corey Dillon rushed 23 times for 144 yards. Kevin Faulk rushed 11 times for 56 yards, and the Patriots on total had 210 yards on the ground. Brady also threw to 10 different receivers.

And the Defense, what can you say? No Seymour, no Law, no Poole, a beat up secondary, and all they did was pressure Manning and the Colts for just over twenty-two minutes of football. Rodney Harrison, Mike Vrabel, and Tedy Bruschi all had forced fumbles. Vrabel sacked Manning once. Lots of three and outs, one first down and out. The Defense did nothing but defend, and was spectacular at it.

"I told the team I'm really proud of them. I thought they gave a tremendous effort out there today," said head coach Bill Belichick after the game. "I'm really lucky we have so many good players. I think that was a best thirty minutes of football this season."

Manning is done. Next to Shittsburgh for another AFC Championship match up in that filthy western Pennsylvanian city. Roethlisberger, the Patriots are coming! The Patriots are coming!

The Monday Analysis POWER Rankings

Down to the Final Four of '04.
1. Pittsburgh (16-1). I keep them here for the record and the game they host next week. But really, they've dropped.
2. New England (15-2). What a huge win over the Colts on Sunday! Manning No. 2 looked like Manning No. 1 and 3 rolled into one guy.
3. Philadelphia (14-3). Dominating win over Minnesota, but they'll need to contain Mick Vick in the Championship game, their fourth in a row.
4. Atlanta (12-5). Blow out of the Rams. But now Vick and the Falcons need to take care of busy in Philly.
5. Indy (13-5). Sad. Manning can't win the big game. When will he ever?
6. NJ Jets (11-7). You stink!!
7. St Louis (9-8). One dimensional - awful.
8. Minnesota (9-8). 'Fro dimensional.
9. San Diego (12-5). Martyball continues for a couple more years..
10. Green Bay (10-6). Brett Favre is wondering if he wants to play anymore.
11.  Seattle (9-8). Firings should continue to the head coach's office.
12. Denver (10-7). In need of something new.

Coaching Carousel

Seattle head coach Mike Holmgren fired special teams coach Mark Michaels. Holmgren said there were too problems with onside kicks and blocked punts as a couple of the reasons.

Patriots defensive coordinator Romeo Crennel spoke with Cleveland over the past week.

Chargers head coach Marty Schottenheimer receive a two year extension, keeping him with the team through the 2007 season. Schottenheimer, 61, is 24-24 with San Diego.

Seattle fired president Bob Whitsitt and GM Ted Thompson. Thompson was then hired by Green Bay and was scheduled to speak with Mike Sherman this week. Sherman was stripped of his general manager duties this past week.

Weekend Break Down

EAGLES (14-3) 27, Vikings (9-9) 14 - FINAL: After nearly one month off, and no T.O., the Eagles show no rust, and wallop the Vikes, as the should have been beaten by Green Bay last week. The NFC goes through Lincoln Financial Field.

PATRIOTS (15-2) 20, Colts (13-5) 3 - FINAL: So, Manning No. 2 is the next coming of God, huh? Not in Foxboro he is, that's for sure. Manning looked like a bum, and so did his receivers. No touchdowns, while little ol' Tommy Brady tossed for one and rushed on another. Corey Dillon ran for 144 yards. The Defense without Law, Poole, and Seymour come up big, forcing four turnovers. Manning No. 2 is 0-7 at Foxboro. Tom Brady is 7-0 in the playoffs.

STEELERS (16-1) 20, Jets (11-7) 17  - FINAL/OT: The Jets stink on offense. They stink altogether. They had this sucker won. The Kicker Doug Brien misses two field goals to win in the fourth quarter. The offense can only score three points the whole game. New Jersey rattles Roethlisberger all game, and they blow it! The Super Bowl again goes through Heinz Field.

FALCONS (12-5)47, Rams (9-9) 17 - FINAL: Atlanta just walked all over the Rams. Mike Martz is a sick person. Just disturbing to watch, and he places no effort in Special Teams, and that hurt the Rams.

Playoff Schedules

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS

Sunday, January 23

NFC Championship
Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia, PA -- 3 ET, FOX
Atlanta (12-5) at Philadelphia (14-3)

AFC Championship
Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA -- 6:30 ET, CBS
New England (15-2) at Pittsburgh (16-1)


Super Bowl XXXIX
Sunday, February 6, 6 ET FOX

Patriots News

The Patriots signed free agent cornerback Hank Proteat. Proteat formerly played for Carolina and Pittsburgh...Richard Seymour was inactive during Sunday's game.

2005 Patriots Opponents

These are the team New England faces next season.

Home: Buffalo, Miami, N.Y. Jets, Oakland, San Diego, New Orleans, Tampa Bay, Indianapolis

Away: Buffalo, Miami, N.Y. Jets, Denver, Kansas City, Atlanta, Carolina, Pittsburgh

League News

The Bills gave running back Travis Henry permission to seek a trade from another team...Rams WR Isaac Bruce sat out Saturday's playoff game with a groin injury...Vikings WR Randy "FroBoy" Moss was fined $10,000 by the league for his simulated moon to the Lambeau crowd during last week's Wild Card game.

Signs of the Apocalypse

It's the look Peyton Manning has in Foxboro. That look of stupidity, dumb-foundedness, confusion. Those are the signs that all is right in the universe.

The Third Annual Monday Analysis Awards

Most Fun and Colorful Play-by-Play Commentators to Watch a Game - Are you kidding me? The ESPN Crew of Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann, and Paul Maguire, with sideline reporter Suzy Kolber.
The Peter King Jackass Sports Pundit Award - Peter King (Reigning Champ)
Acquisition of the Year - Corey Dillon, New England Patriots
Draft Pick of the Year - Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers
Biggest Surprise - The San Diego Chargers. Runner-up the Miami Dolphins.
Worst Franchise - The Cleveland Browns
Player in need of a clue - Randy Moss, Minnesota Vikings; runner-up Ricky Williams, Hippietown Smokeheads
NFL Owner/Front Office Personnel who should get a clue - Cleveland Browns
Head Coach who should get a clue (still employed) - Mike Martz, St Louis Rams
Most Dynamic Player - Troy Brown, WR/KR/CB, New England Patriots
Head Coach of the Year - Marty Schottenheimer, Sand Diego Chargers
Head Coach of the Year/Rookie - Jim Mora, Jr., Atlanta Falcons
Worst NFL Reporting - The Staff over at Sport Illustrated. Too much Favre, too much Manning, and neither player has enough wins.

Notes & Quotes

Peyton Manning is the Dan Marino of today.

- Boomer Esiason on the CBS Post Game show, with Marino sitting two seats from him.

We just ran into a better team today. That's one thing about them. They find a way to win.

- Colts head coach Tony Dungy after the 20-3 loss.

I don't have a clue. I really don't know what happened out there. I was just trying to do what I can do.

- Colts running back Edgerrin James, 39 yards rushing.

Ring ring. I'm sorry, fellas. It's my mom!

- Patriots Super Safety Rodney Harrison during his post game press conference. His cell phone rang, and the caller id said it was his mother calling in. Harrison did not take the call.

I think our defense is what made this game successful. 'Three points to one of the best offenses in the history of football is incredible.'

- Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

The Patriots have won 20 straight games at home.

Top Ten List of the Week

1. Big huge win at the Razor!

2. The Jets stink! They just stink. I root for them for for a change and they blow! Blow it! Ugh!

3. Ben Roethlisberger looked rattled against a mediocre team Saturday. Really screwed up, even. The Patriots must pressure him into making bad decisions. The more he got rattled, and the Jets can't rattle like the Patriots Defense can rattle, the more mistakes he is going to make.

4. No rust on the skulls of the Eagles. Philly looked good, even though it was still against the Loppy Vikings.

5. Here we go again, slamming SI's Peter King. He picked the Colts to win on Sunday, and of course he was wrong. Again. Sunday morning on WEEI he said that if the Patriots won against the Colts that they would be the "premier team in the NFL today." So, Peter, how long IS it going to take for YOU to get on the Patriots bandwagon? Just how long?

6. It was great seeing Asante Samuel get in nice, hard hits against receivers, bad shoulder and all. They've learned well from Mister Harrison.

7. Mike Martz needs to be removed, and sent to an insane asylum. He's crazy. He spends no focus on anything but offense, and they aren't very good.

8. Rumors have Patriots defensive coordinator Romeo Crennel in Cleveland next season. Eww! Cleveland, who wants to go to Cleveland?

9. Tedy Bruschi. How big of a big player is he! And no one ever notices. No one.

10. Conference Championship Games. One week away.

ejh

17 January 2005

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